September isn’t just about pumpkin spice and sharpened pencils—it’s a harvest of humor! Whether you’re raking leaves, surviving homework meltdowns, or sipping apple cider, this 80-September-pun bonanza is here to spice up your autumn. From school-themed giggles to cozy fall wordplay, we’ve leafed through the best jokes. Ready to fall into laughter? Let’s turn over a new leaf!
From clever quips about fall foliage to punny anecdotes about the back-to-school season, this pun-filled extravaganza is sure to autumn-spire you! So, grab your pumpkin spice latte, cozy up in your favorite sweater, and prepare to fall in love with the delightful world of “September Puns“!
September Puns One-Liner
- September motto: Fall into fun!
- You’re apple-solutely awesome!
- Stay sharp… like a #2 pencil!
- Leaf the drama behind!
- You’re un-brrr-lievable!
- Sweater weather? More like pun weather!
- Let’s rake up the laughs!
- You’re a core memory!
- September rule: No basic lattes!
- You’re a gourd-geous human!
- Let’s spice things up!
- You’re my fall-back plan!
- September vibes: Crisp and punny!
- You’re acorn-y wonderful!
- Let’s pumpkin-spice up the day!
- You’re sweater than candy corn!
- September anthem: Wake Me Up When September Ends… with puns!
- You’re hay-stack of talent!
- Let’s harvest the joy!
- Stay autumn-atically cool!
Cute September Puns
- You’re my pumpkin spice latte in human form!
- Let’s sweater hug it out!
- You’re squirrel-y adorable!
- Our friendship is apple-core approved!
- You’re my flannel soulmate!
- Let’s acorn-y joke around!
- You’re cinnamon roll levels of cute!
- September cuddles: Warm as pie!
- You’re my hayride partner-in-crime!
- Let’s leaf through life together!
- You’re butternut kidding me with that smile!
- September snuggles: Pumpkin perfect!
- You’re my scarecrow of joy!
- Let’s gourd-geously laugh!
- You’re corn-pletely charming!
- September rule: More sweaters, less stress!
- You’re ciderly sweet!
- Let’s harvest giggles!
- You’re my fall-en angel!
- Stay acorn-dorable!
Funny September Jokes
- Why did the scarecrow win an Oscar? Outstanding performance in his field!
- What do trees drink in September? Root beer!
- Why did the pencil case go to therapy? Too many sharp issues!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? *With a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the apple join a band? To be the core member!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite fall fruit? Neck-tarines!
- Why did the leaf go to school? To improve its stem-ina!
- What’s a squirrel’s favorite workout? Nut-letics!
- Why did the backpack break up with the textbook? Too much weight in the relationship!
- What do you call a fancy acorn? A tree-suisse!
- Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class? To reach the high grades!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite app? Insta-gram… of seeds!
- Why don’t autumn trees ever gossip? *They’re too rooted!
- What’s a ghost’s favorite fall activity? Boo-gie picking!
- Why did the sweater go viral? It had knit-worthy style!
- How do you make a fall salad? *Leaf it to the chef!
- Why did the football player bring a ladder? To tackle the high stakes!
- What’s a witch’s favorite fall drink? Broom tea!
- Why did the calendar love September? It had date nights!
- What do you call a tree that tells jokes? A pun-ich!
Short September Jokes
- Leaf it to me!
- Fall-en for you!
- Sweater paws!
- Apple-sassin!
- Cider-ly sweet!
- Hay-bae!
- Acorn-y!
- Gourd-geous!
- Pumpkin-up!
- Flannel-atic!
- Crisp-tastic!
- Spice-tacular!
- Scare-dorable!
- Nutty-fall!
- Corny-win!
- Boots-n-laughs!
- Maple-fun!
- Harvest-hug!
- Cozy-comedy!
- Autumn-azing!
Final Thought
From apple-core giggles to scarecrow snickers, these 80 September puns are your ultimate autumn delight. Share them at bonfires, slip them into lunchboxes, or leaf them on sticky notes—because humor makes every crunchy leaf and homework sheet brighter. Found a fave? Fall into sharing mode and let the laughter harvest joy! You can also check out more funny month jokes here.
