60 Funny Paper Puns

Paper, the humble hero of classrooms and offices, isn’t just for writing—it’s a ream of comedy potential! Whether you’re a notebook hoarder, origami enthusiast, or just love crisp wordplay, these paper puns will add a fold of fun to your day. From tear-able one-liners to notebook-worthy jokes, we’ve printed 60 unique paper quips to keep your laughter as sharp as a freshly sharpened pencil. Let’s leaf through the fun!

Paper Puns
Paper Puns

Whether you’re a linguist enthusiast or just someone who loves a good chuckle, “Paper Puns” promises to be a heartwarming adventure in the world of witty word artistry. Get ready to turn ordinary paper into a source of endless amusement – one pun at a time!

Paper Puns One Liner

  1. You’re write my type!
  2. Stay sharp—point taken!
  3. Paper’s motto: No crumple zone for puns!
  4. I’m sheet-faced with laughter!
  5. Keep calm and paper on.
  6. You’re un-fold-ably awesome.
  7. Let’s leaf through these puns!
  8. Paper humor? Always on the line(s).
  9. You’re the margin of my joy.
  10. Life’s a draft—keep editing!
  11. Don’t tear up—laugh instead!
  12. You’re stationery goals.
  13. Stay bound to humor.
  14. Paper rule #1: Always recycle jokes.
  15. You’re quill-ty of being amazing.
  16. Ink-redible puns ahead!
  17. Post-itively hilarious.
  18. Let’s notepad this friendship.
  19. Staple your smile in place.
  20. Keep your friends close and paper closer.

Notebook Paper Puns

  1. You’re lined up for greatness!
  2. Let’s spiral into fun!
  3. Margin-ally hilarious.
  4. You’re cover to cover awesome.
  5. Notebook rule #1: Write or wrong, keep going!
  6. Stay graph-ically funny.
  7. You’re ruled my heart.
  8. Page-turner of comedy.
  9. Binder of joy.
  10. Glue-some puns incoming!
  11. Margin-al gains in laughter.
  12. Header for humor.
  13. Footnotes of fun.
  14. Dot grid-dy for puns!
  15. College-ruled and cool.
  16. Pocket-sized giggles.
  17. Index of jokes.
  18. Table of contents? More like table of pun-tents!
  19. Watermark your day with laughs.
  20. Eraser of bad vibes.

Funny Paper Jokes

  1. Why did the paper go to therapy? It had too many unresolved sheets!
  2. What do you call a paper detective? Sherlock Fold!
  3. Why did the origami crane start a band? It loved fold-rock!
  4. How do notebooks apologize? Margin-ally sorry!
  5. Why did the printer break up with the paper? It needed space!
  6. What’s a vampire’s favorite paper? Blood-line notebooks!
  7. Why did the paper fail math? It couldn’t count its pages!
  8. How do you fix a torn paper joke? With tape-estry!
  9. Why did the paperclip blush? It saw the stapler getting attached!
  10. What’s a paper’s favorite song? Write This Down!
  11. Why did the resume go to the gym? To improve its cover letter!
  12. How do you greet a notebook? Hey, what’s write with you?
  13. Why did the paper airplane start a podcast? To soar through topics!
  14. What’s a tree’s favorite paper? Re-leaf paper!
  15. Why did the origami artist get arrested? For fold-ing the law!
  16. What’s a paper’s least favorite game? *Truth or tear-dare!
  17. Why did the sticky note join TikTok? To go viral!
  18. How do you compliment a paper? You’re note-worthy!
  19. Why did the paper cross the road? To get to the write side!
  20. How do paper jokes end? With a punch-line!

Final Thought

Paper puns and jokes are the perfect way to add a crinkle of humor to study sessions, office memos, or craft projects. With 60 puns—from sharp one-liners to notebook-worthy zingers—you’ll always have a page-turning comeback ready. Share these with students, coworkers, or anyone who believes laughter is the best binding agent for joy. You can also check out more funny art jokes here.

About Mandy Ellis

Hi, I’m Mandy Ellis, a passionate humor enthusiast, wordplay wizard, and the creative mind behind Jokes Garage! With a deep love for jokes, puns, and all things funny, I’ve made it my mission to spread laughter one witty punchline at a time.

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