Paper, the humble hero of classrooms and offices, isn’t just for writing—it’s a ream of comedy potential! Whether you’re a notebook hoarder, origami enthusiast, or just love crisp wordplay, these paper puns will add a fold of fun to your day. From tear-able one-liners to notebook-worthy jokes, we’ve printed 60 unique paper quips to keep your laughter as sharp as a freshly sharpened pencil. Let’s leaf through the fun!

Whether you’re a linguist enthusiast or just someone who loves a good chuckle, “Paper Puns” promises to be a heartwarming adventure in the world of witty word artistry. Get ready to turn ordinary paper into a source of endless amusement – one pun at a time!
Paper Puns One Liner
- You’re write my type!
- Stay sharp—point taken!
- Paper’s motto: No crumple zone for puns!
- I’m sheet-faced with laughter!
- Keep calm and paper on.
- You’re un-fold-ably awesome.
- Let’s leaf through these puns!
- Paper humor? Always on the line(s).
- You’re the margin of my joy.
- Life’s a draft—keep editing!
- Don’t tear up—laugh instead!
- You’re stationery goals.
- Stay bound to humor.
- Paper rule #1: Always recycle jokes.
- You’re quill-ty of being amazing.
- Ink-redible puns ahead!
- Post-itively hilarious.
- Let’s notepad this friendship.
- Staple your smile in place.
- Keep your friends close and paper closer.
Notebook Paper Puns
- You’re lined up for greatness!
- Let’s spiral into fun!
- Margin-ally hilarious.
- You’re cover to cover awesome.
- Notebook rule #1: Write or wrong, keep going!
- Stay graph-ically funny.
- You’re ruled my heart.
- Page-turner of comedy.
- Binder of joy.
- Glue-some puns incoming!
- Margin-al gains in laughter.
- Header for humor.
- Footnotes of fun.
- Dot grid-dy for puns!
- College-ruled and cool.
- Pocket-sized giggles.
- Index of jokes.
- Table of contents? More like table of pun-tents!
- Watermark your day with laughs.
- Eraser of bad vibes.
Funny Paper Jokes
- Why did the paper go to therapy? It had too many unresolved sheets!
- What do you call a paper detective? Sherlock Fold!
- Why did the origami crane start a band? It loved fold-rock!
- How do notebooks apologize? Margin-ally sorry!
- Why did the printer break up with the paper? It needed space!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite paper? Blood-line notebooks!
- Why did the paper fail math? It couldn’t count its pages!
- How do you fix a torn paper joke? With tape-estry!
- Why did the paperclip blush? It saw the stapler getting attached!
- What’s a paper’s favorite song? Write This Down!
- Why did the resume go to the gym? To improve its cover letter!
- How do you greet a notebook? Hey, what’s write with you?
- Why did the paper airplane start a podcast? To soar through topics!
- What’s a tree’s favorite paper? Re-leaf paper!
- Why did the origami artist get arrested? For fold-ing the law!
- What’s a paper’s least favorite game? *Truth or tear-dare!
- Why did the sticky note join TikTok? To go viral!
- How do you compliment a paper? You’re note-worthy!
- Why did the paper cross the road? To get to the write side!
- How do paper jokes end? With a punch-line!
Final Thought
Paper puns and jokes are the perfect way to add a crinkle of humor to study sessions, office memos, or craft projects. With 60 puns—from sharp one-liners to notebook-worthy zingers—you’ll always have a page-turning comeback ready. Share these with students, coworkers, or anyone who believes laughter is the best binding agent for joy. You can also check out more funny art jokes here.