Juice isn’t just a drink—it’s a pulp-it platform for puns! Whether you’re sipping OJ at breakfast, blending smoothies, or just love fruity wordplay, these juice jokes will add zest to your day. From citrus-y one-liners to tropical giggles, we’ve pressed 120 unique juice puns to keep your laughter as refreshing as a cold-pressed glass. Bottoms up!
From citrusy quips to pulp-worthy punchlines, get ready to embark on a juicy journey of wordy delights that’s bound to leave you feeling refreshingly entertained.
Juice Puns One Liner
- Stay juiced and enthused!
- Orange you glad for these puns?
- Life’s a squeeze—make lemonade!
- You’re my main squeeze.
- Juice humor? Always on tap.
- Don’t wine, just juice it!
- I’m pulp-sessed with you.
- Keep calm and juice on.
- You’re un-fruit-sakenly awesome.
- Let’s blend in the fun.
- Juice rule #1: No rind of bad vibes.
- You’re the apple of my eye… juice.
- Stay fresh, stay fabulous.
- Juice puns never get stale.
- You’re berry sweet!
- Let’s peel the laughter!
- Pulp fiction? More like pulp friction!
- You’re a glass act.
- Citrus-ally the best.
- Keep your friends close and juice closer.
Orange Juice Puns
- Orange you ready for fun?
- Squeeze the day, OJ-style!
- Rise, shine, and citrus-ize!
- You’re my sunshine in a glass.
- No peeling pressure here!
- OJ’s motto: Vitamin C-ya later!
- Life’s zest with you around.
- Pulp it up, buttercup!
- Stay juicy, stay tangy.
- Orange you my favorite?
- Segments of joy, squeezed daily.
- Mimosas are just OJ’s fancy cousin.
- Navel-gazing? More like navel squeezing!
- Florida called—they want their puns back.
- Concentrate on the laughs!
- Tropic-al OJ vibes.
- Freshly squeezed humor.
- Peel the love!
- Juice-tice for all!
- Sunrise in a cup.
Apple Juice Puns
- You’re the core of my heart.
- Apple-solutely delightful!
- Cider? No, apple-ciate this juice!
- Orchard you glad we’re friends?
- Stay crisp, stay juicy.
- Adam’s apple of my eye.
- Tree-mendous humor incoming!
- Bushel of laughs.
- Apple sauce who?
- Pomme-granate? No, pomme-juice!
- Crunch time for giggles.
- Worm your way into laughter.
- Caramel dip not required.
- Cider house rules? More like juice house funs!
- Fruit-ition to detail.
- Golden delicious humor.
- Apple-y ever after.
- Juice-t a sip away.
- Core-nerstone of comedy.
- Crisp high-five for you!
Fruit Juice Puns
- Berry nice to meet you!
- Mango make a joke?
- Kiwi believe these puns?
- Grape expectations? Nope, just juice!
- Peach perfect humor.
- Pineapple of my eye.
- Melon-choly? Not here!
- Passionfruit for laughter.
- Guava get these jokes!
- Strawberry fields of giggles.
- Banana split the difference.
- Raspberry ripple of fun.
- Blueberry happy today?
- Coconut crack a smile!
- Pomegranate the laughs!
- Limelight your humor.
- Dragonfruit your energy here!
- Cherry-ish these puns.
- Watermelon you glad we’re friends?
- Papaya these jokes forever!
Lemon Juice Jokes
- Why did the lemon refuse to share its juice? It was sour-rounded by haters!
- How do lemons apologize? Zest-fully sorry!
- Why did the lemon start a band? It loved citrus-ical music!
- What’s a lemon’s favorite song? Sour Note-thing Else Matters!
- Why did the lemon go to therapy? It had too much bitter-ness!
- How do you fix sour lemonade? Add sweet jokes!
- Why did the lemon break up with lime? It needed space in the margarita!
- What do you call a lemon magician? Hocus Pucker!
- Why did the lemon join TikTok? To go viral (like lemon zest)!
- What’s a lemon’s least favorite game? Truth or dare-ing!
- Why did the lemon refuse to gossip? It hated peel-ing tea!
- How do lemons stay cool? They chill in the fridge!
- What’s a lemon’s favorite exercise? Zest-robics!
- Why did the lemon blush? It saw the naked lime!
- What’s a vampire’s least favorite juice? Lemon-aid (too acidic)!
- Why did the lemon start gardening? To grow lemon-grass!
- What’s a lemon’s favorite movie? The Pulp Fiction!
- How do lemons write letters? With pith-y notes!
- Why did the lemon cross the road? To squash boredom!
- What’s a lemon’s motto? When life gives you lemons, make puns!
Pineapple Juice Jokes
- Why did the pineapple refuse to fight? It didn’t want to get spiked!
- What do you call a pineapple magician? The Great Pine-dini!
- Why did the pineapple start a podcast? To talk tropical trends!
- How do pineapples apologize? Core-dially sorry!
- Why did the pineapple join TikTok? To show off its crown!
- What’s a pineapple’s favorite dance? The Hula Hoop!
- Why did the pineapple blush? It saw the coconut milking!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite pineapple drink? Blood-orange-pineapple smoothie!
- Why did the pineapple fail math? It couldn’t divide its segments!
- How do pineapples stay fit? Tropical-robics!
- Why did the pineapple break up with the mango? It needed space in the smoothie!
- What’s a pineapple’s favorite emoji? 🏝️ (island vibes)!
- Why did the pineapple start gardening? To grow bromeliad buddies!
- What’s a pineapple’s favorite song? Sweet Caroline-a!
- Why did the pineapple cross the road? To get to the piña colada party!
- How do pineapples write letters? With sharpie-style!
- Why did the pineapple get a ticket? It was juicing too fast!
- What’s a pineapple’s favorite game? Hide and seek-el!
- Why did the pineapple refuse to gossip? It hated prickly rumors!
- How do pineapples end arguments? They sweeten the deal!
Final Thought
Juice puns and jokes are the perfect way to add a splash of fun to breakfasts, brunches, or tropical-themed parties. With 120 fruity quips—from zesty lemon jokes to pineapple punchlines—you’ll always have a refreshing comeback ready. Share these with smoothie lovers, breakfast buddies, or anyone who believes laughter pairs perfectly with a chilled glass of joy. Read more funny fruit jokes here.
