60 Funny December Puns

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December is the month of cozy sweaters, twinkling lights, and endless holiday cheer. But let’s face it—nothing spices up a festive gathering or a chilly evening like a perfectly timed December pun! Whether you’re crafting holiday cards, writing captions, or just want to sleigh your next conversation, this list of 60+ December puns and jokes will keep the laughter rolling. From frosty one-liners to month-themed wordplay, we’ve got your back (and your funny bone). Let’s jingle all the way!

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So, gather ’round the hearth and get ready to sleigh with laughter as we unwrap a collection of pun-tastic delights that will make your December a whole lot merrier!

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  1. Why did the snowman refuse to work in December? He had too many meltdowns.
  2. December is the only month that’s always snow joke.
  3. I told my calendar a December pun—it said, Date you later!
  4. Santa’s favorite workout? The elf-lift.
  5. December is like a bad sweater—it’s cold but full of spirit.
  6. What do you call a reindeer who loves December? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Holiday.
  7. Frosty the Snowman’s LinkedIn bio: Seeking sunny opportunities, but only after December.
  8. Why do December mornings smell like cinnamon? Because snowbody knows!
  9. My December diet plan? Pie-lates.
  10. How does December stay so calm? It practices snow-ga.
  11. Why was the Christmas tree a great DJ? It always dropped the pines.
  12. December’s motto: Chill out, it’s almost January.
  13. What’s a snowflake’s favorite genre? Ice-aoke.
  14. Why did the gingerbread man get a December bonus? He was on a roll.
  15. December’s favorite app? Frost-agram.
  16. What do you call a grumpy snowman? A melt-downer.
  17. Why don’t December and January ever fight? They’re snow friends.
  18. December’s workout routine? Sleigh-rides.
  19. How do you fix a broken December? With a yule-tool kit.
  20. What’s Santa’s Wi-Fi password? Tinsel-town.

Funny December Puns

  1. I tried writing a December joke, but it was too flakey.
  2. My December resolution? Avoid snow more dad jokes. (Too late.)
  3. Why did the elf bring a ladder to December? To reach the high-lights.
  4. December is the only time it’s socially acceptable to glow all out.
  5. What did the snowman say to the freezer? Hey, we’re cousins!
  6. December’s advice: Let it snow, let it snow, let it… oh no, my driveway!
  7. Why did the calendar break up with December? It needed space for January.
  8. How do you know it’s December? The hot cocoa starts ghosting you.
  9. My December playlist? Sleigh bells ring… are you listening?
  10. Why was the math book sad in December? Too many snow-lutions.
  11. December’s life hack: Replace stress with tinsel.
  12. What do you call a December party for penguins? An ice-breaker.
  13. Why did the cookie go to therapy in December? It had too many crumble issues.
  14. December’s diet tip: Cookies are just snowballs with benefits.
  15. What’s Frosty’s favorite social media? Snap-chill.
  16. Why don’t December and February share clothes? Different snow-le sizes.
  17. How do you make a December smoothie? Blend-olph the Red-Nosed Blender.
  18. Why did the Christmas lights get a promotion? They always light up the room.
  19. December’s productivity tip: Work at North Pole speed.
  20. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice Krispie treats.

December Month Puns

  1. Decem-bear: When your holiday spirit hibernates.
  2. Decem-brew: For those who survive on peppermint lattes.
  3. Decem-bae: When your S.O. steals all the blankets.
  4. Decem-blur: How the holidays feel after eggnog.
  5. Decem-cheer: The only acceptable form of peer pressure.
  6. Decem-sneezin’: Allergies from dusty decorations.
  7. Decem-grinch: That one relative who hates carols.
  8. Decem-bling: Shopping for shiny things you don’t need.
  9. Decem-bills: When your wallet cries post-gifting.
  10. Decem-zoom: Virtual family gatherings in pajamas.
  11. Decem-brrr: The sound of stepping outside.
  12. Decem-tired: January 1st energy.
  13. Decem-sparkle: Mandatory glitter on everything.
  14. Decem-feast: Three words: Leftover pie breakfast.
  15. Decem-chill: The art of ignoring holiday drama.
  16. Decem-snooze: Hitting snooze until New Year’s.
  17. Decem-glow: Mariah Carey’s permanent aura.
  18. Decem-meltdown: Kids on a sugar rush.
  19. Decem-joy: Finding the last parking spot at the mall.
  20. Decem-bye: Waving goodbye to your sanity.

Final Thought

Whether you’re decking the halls or dodging awkward family conversations, these December puns and jokes are your secret weapon for spreading holiday cheer. Tuck them into cards, sneak them into speeches, or use them to survive Zoom gatherings. Remember, laughter is the best gift—no wrapping required! Read more funny month jokes here.

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About Mandy Ellis

Hi, I’m Mandy Ellis, a passionate humor enthusiast, wordplay wizard, and the creative mind behind Jokes Garage! With a deep love for jokes, puns, and all things funny, I’ve made it my mission to spread laughter one witty punchline at a time.

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